2023 Crookie Of The Year Goes To Elon Musk, That Stupid F*ck

It's that time of the year again when we award the best people of 2023 with a Good Guy Crookie Award and the shittiest people with a Baddie Award. And one of the shittiest, most narcissistic dickwads that I can think of is Elon Musk. Now, we've all heard about Musk because he's the richest guy in the world. Well, someone had to be. He's a billionaire, but he's no Taylor Swift.

He's the opposite of Taylor Swift. Sure, successful individuals are highly criticized, so that's to be expected, but what kind of a bellend billionaire decides to be some sort of Edgelord for the far-right because his self-worth is so minimal that he is almost damaged beyond repair. So, he decided to play footsie with white nationalists to make him feel better about himself? I'm not a psychiatrist, but from reading about Elon, he might have daddy issues. There are definitely some issues.

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