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Hey, did you guys hear that President Joe Biden is old? It's true—a shithole site with shithole writers has a "scoop" on it. As Susie Madrak wrote earlier today, "the New York Times is nothing more than a Mean Girls burn book," after repeated "articles" on Biden's age simply because the President wouldn't grant them an interview. I'm guessing Biden isn't interested in a sit-down interview with Axios either. After all, they keep writing pieces on his age, even though he's only three years older than Trump.
Their LOL scoop:
President Biden has introduced a change to his White House departure and return routine. Instead of walking across the South Lawn to and from Marine One by himself, he's now often surrounded by aides.
Oh no, the horror of it all! Meanwhile, we have the Supreme Court deciding if a President can kill people with impunity/immunity. That's some hard-hitting stuff you got there, Axios. Tell us more.