Bass Pro Shop Guy's Wife Speaks Out

If you somehow missed the news, some guy in Alabama went to a Bass Pro Shop, stripped down and did a little not-so-skinny dipping in the aquarium inside the store. Like that wasn't enough, a certain part of the man's anatomy compelled most of the Internet into a ton of body-shaming the guy.

Well, I'll have you know that the man is not unloved or unlovable. Despite his, um, shortcomings, his wife is speaking out on his behalf:

There is no word yet on the condition of the fish after their traumatic experience.

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