BoBo Drools Over Trump Looking 'Pretty' While He Sleeps In Court

It's now on record that controversial Colorado GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert doesn't think Von Snoozleshitpants has been sleeping in court (he's fallen asleep daily in front of the jurors and Judge Juan Merchan) because, in actuality, the pussy grabber was "praying." But if he wasn't praying, that's OK because he looks "pretty while he sleeps." Welp, does Donald Farticus smell pretty, too, Rep. Boebert?

Well, it's not going to work, and with that, I yield back," Democratic Rep. Robert Garcia said during a House Oversight and Accountability Committee hearing.

"You know, every so often, Mr. Garcia, maybe you could just lift up that picture of our President Trump sleeping," Boebert gushed about the twice-impeached President. "As you say, I think he's praying."

"But if he is sleeping, you know, he certainly looks pretty while he sleeps," she insisted. "Maybe it's an endearing moment of prayer, though."

"I know when I fall asleep on airplanes, you know, my mouth kind of drops open," she continued. "And, you know, his mouth is kind of tight-lipped. So maybe, maybe, it's just a somber moment of thought."

Garcia responded, with a large image of Trump looming behind him with his eyes closed: "I mean, he's sleeping. It's been reported by multiple press outlets."
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"I was in the courtroom today, and I could see why someone would fall asleep, just like George Conway fell asleep today in the court hearing," Rep. Whatabout said. "You know, it's kind of slow in there."

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