Boulder abortion clinic hosts “sexy time” summer camp for children

Your tax dollars are funding a sex education camp at the CU Boulder campus for children ages 10 to 14 this summer to play with condoms and dental dams while talking about their bodies and “sexy feelings” with total strangers.

Your child will learn how to give sexual consent, pleasure themselves in all sorts of ways, how to navigate their gender universe, and so much more under the tutelage of the Boulder Valley Health Center.

We expect they will also learn all about the Boulder health center’s Teen Clinic where they would be welcomed as customers for abortions, testing for AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases, pregnancy testing, and birth control.

The camp is free. The clinic’s services are not. They pulled in more than $2 million in grants and contributions in 2023 but still charge fees for all those services.

Here’s what is in store for the young victims whose wayward parents send them to this so-called camp.

Spoiler alert: When they’re not tossing word salads about how this is somehow about justice and sexual dialogue between young humans and their caregivers, the cringe factor of this video is off the charts.

🚨 SEX & MASTURBATION CAMP FOR CHILDREN

This camp is “rooted in justice” and taught through a framework of queer theory. Where children go to touch and play with condoms, learn “porn literacy”, and talk about transition plans.

Earlier this week I attended the The Renée Crown… pic.twitter.com/IJLN8cpKK6

— Scott Shamblin (@scottpshamblin) April 25, 2025

It sounds like one of those crazy hippie or faux religion communes where children were rescued back in the 70s and 80s. They’re calling it a camp to “disrupt this idea of it being something that we shouldn’t be talking about, or like, uncomfortable to share.”

And yet the video advertising the camp is so damn uncomfortable, we had to give it a cringe warning!

Social media is lit up with astonishment that such a “summer camp” has been organized for children and wonderment at what kind of parent would allow their child to attend.

Colorado’s Boulder Valley Health Clinic is offering a Sex Ed Summer Camp this summer for kids as young as “incoming 5th graders” to learn about gender & sexuality, media related to sex, sexy feelings, and pleasure.

You are 10 YEARS OLD IN 5TH GRADE. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL… pic.twitter.com/WcGVzuEyih

— Isabel Brown (@theisabelb) April 24, 2025

A public records request may be helpful as well. Interesting that the Sex Ed Camp is directly correlated to a research program at University of Colorado Boulder…https://t.co/LijxYN23rS pic.twitter.com/fuC60Whz1G

— Kelly S. (@kellyske) April 24, 2025

No 10-year-old wants to talk about “sexy time” with these women* who have all the warmth of an android.

*Guidestar has a breakdown of the Boulder center’s DEI information, which illustrates that the entire staff identify as female. Also, it looks suspiciously privileged.

The health center is funded by numerous sources including state subsidized insurance, Medicaid, donations, federal grants, and by billing young patients.

This state is so lost. We fear there is no coming back from the brink.