Donald Tells A Tariff Sir Story, And Says Countries Are 'Kissing My Ass'

After Donald Trump launched his insane tariff war, other countries smacked back with tariffs on U.S. goods. Tariffs on U.S. goods entering China will rise to 84% from 34% starting April 10, after Donald hit the country with a whopping 104% tariff.

But don't you worry because Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has a plan. He envisions an "army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little- little screws to make iPhones" here in America, even though that could potentially triple the price, reaching around $3,500 per device. Now, don't you feel better?

And now, Donald has assured us that he knows what he's doing. Narrator: Trump does not know what he's doing.

"I know what the hell I'm doing," Trump said Tuesday at the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) dinner in Washington, D.C.

"These countries are calling us, kissing my ass," he claimed. And, of course, he told a 'sir story.'

"They are dying to make a deal," he added. "Please, please, sir, make a deal. I'll do anything. I'll do anything, sir."

Were they big, strong men with tears in their eyes calling Lumpy? The Stock Market is tumbling again today. Retirement funds are being brutally kneecapped, but sure, the narcissistic, bloviating billionaire knows what he's doing.

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