Elphicke’s Suggestion: War With the French

Keir Starmer today unveiled his brand spanking new small boats solution. Which just happens to be the same as government policy launched last year…

At the same time Michael Fabricant reminisced about his now ex-colleague Natalie Elphicke on Sky:

“I was at a Christmas do with her and she was telling me that she thinks the Royal Navy if necessary should open fire on the French Navy if they don’t accept our pushing boats back into French territorial waters and I was saying to her ‘well hang on these boats are pretty unstable if you nudge them people will get drowned’… I actually remember saying to her: ‘What, do you want, a war with France then?’