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Former Fox News host (disgraced since 2017 for dick pics, allegedly!) Eric Bolling made fun of "the liberal media" for their total eclipse of the sun excitement and then pivoted to compare Trump to a Roman mythological figure.
The Newsmax host took 39 seconds to bash the liberal media just because he likes to, and then out of the blue, Bolling transitioned to his godless prophet.
But remember back in 2017 when people were criticizing President Trump for looking at the eclipse?
All of the things Donald Trump did that he was told not to do, looking up during the eclipse, was the most on-brand.
That was hysterical.
But I can only say real men can look directly into an eclipse, right?
Just like when Hercules shot an arrow into the sun.
Defiant!
Trump looking at an eclipse was not hysterical like funny ha-ha-. It was hysterical in its stupidity. Anyone looking at an eclipse without any protection is an idiot. That is on-brand for Trump.
Hercules was not an idiot, that is unless the actor playing the famous character is Kevin Sorbo.