Is Polis too white? Or will his DEI creds be enough to win a VP spot with Kamala?

Editor’s Note: This article was written before President Biden dropped out of the race, but we’re running it anyway because our political forecast is holding true. That includes our prediction about Polis’s chances after his bizarre coconut tree posts when Kamala emerged as the presidential frontrunner.

President Biden is scheduled to be in Denver July 28 for a fundraiser hosted by prominent LGBTQ philanthropist Tim Gill with Gov. Polis as the special guest — but hold onto your checkbooks!

The Democrat Party is determined to protect democracy from Donald Trump’s rambling speechifying by upending their own primary elections and forcing Biden off the ticket because he had a bad debate night, a cold, jetlag, and now COVID.

Biden’s political health is expected to be code red by next week, and yet we predicted that would happen this week, so …

Meanwhile, Polis’s name has already fallen off the lips of Washington insiders as a possible replacement should/when the old man is wheeled out the door.

The booby prize for Democrat voters appears to be Kamala Harris, who will need a vice-presidential pick from the left’s wheel of diversity, equity and inclusion — no plain old white folks allowed.

Colorado political pontificator and former state Republican Party chair Dick Wadhams predicted the Veep pick could be Polis because he holds the gay card and the Jewish card with pretend libertarian leanings.

Ready for a Jared Polis Vice Presidency? Dick Wadhams makes the case for a @GovofCO Vice Presidency on #DevilAdvocate. #Copolitics #coleg pic.twitter.com/JK48PY8gVO

— Independence Institute (@i2idotorg) July 18, 2024

And yet Polis is still a white male while the radical wing of his party has been on an antisemitic rant for nearly a year now.

Plus, Colorado is a cinch win for whomever runs on the Democrat ticket while Democrats are desperate to win Michigan with all its Muslim voters.

Hello Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer! She’s white as a ghost and her pronouns are she/her, but Michigan has its own LGBTQ Commission and the courts there must adhere to a criminal’s preferred pronouns.

Sorry Polis. Democrats don’t have the balls to elect a gay, Jewish white dude while they’re trying to negotiate with Hamas to end the war with Israel.

Better luck in 2028 when the progressive cause de jour will have swung back to replacing yet another Trump presidency.