Junior's Idea For His Father's Press Secretary Will Make You Hurl

Failed congressional candidate Laura Loomer, who went down in flames on social media for calling the late Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee a "ghetto bitch" seeks attention as much as the felon does. When she was previously banned from using the Bird App, she handcuffed herself to Twitter headquarters in New York City. Twitter employees ignored her and let her stay handcuffed to the front door.

And what can we say about Alex Jones, who put the families of deceased children's lives at risk, insisting that school shootings are a hoax? Jones lost in court and now owes the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook massacre a fuckton of money. The Infowars host could go bankrupt. The miserable piece of rancid shit profited from harassing grieving families.

Those two figures are who Coke Jr. wants for his father's press secretary. Trump surrounded himself with swampy individuals during his four years in office, so those two fuckmuppets would fit right in.

"Alex Jones. That'd be again, there's a couple of people I want to put in as press secretary for like a month, two weeks to a month," Junior said. "You know, that'd be where, you know, Laura Loomer would fit in for that one.

"Again, Alex Jones for a month just to put these idiots in their place," he continued. "Because I'll say this, guess what? Over the, you know, I'm not saying he's got everything right. And this one will be controversial."

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