Keir Goes Nuclear With A Resounding ‘Plop’

Our modern British military leads the world with a uniquely passive-aggressive strike force. Yesterday, our one functioning submarine launched a nuclear missile from under water. It cleared the surface, like nuclear missiles should. Then – perhaps for mental health issues – its boosters failed, and it fell back into the sea, (“plopping” back, in the words of an observer) narrowly missing the submarine on the way down.[…] Read the rest