Kristi Noem Tells Agency To Use Polygraph Tests To Find Leakers

Polygraph tests aren't reliable, and they aren't admissible in court. How do I know they aren't trustworthy? I lied on one answer. It was for a job at Trump's hotel in New York City a long time ago. The polygraph examiner asked if I ever did drugs. "No," I lied. The examiner told me that the test went well, and that only one answer was suspicious.

It was the one that asked if I've ever killed anyone. The man laughed after I explained that "I've never killed anyone yet." I got the job, and unfortunately met Donald a couple of times when he walked in the restaurant with his first wife. Yeah, I'm old. My first impression of the guy was that he was shallow.

Enter: Homeland Security Secretary and puppy killer Kristi Noem, who told employees that polygraph tests will be used to help crack down on leaks that agency officials say have foiled immigration enforcement plans, Bloomberg Government reports.

Noem last week issued an internal directive that all polygraphs the Department of Homeland Security administers must include a question about unauthorized communications with media and nonprofit organizations, according to a memo described to Bloomberg Government by two people without authorization to speak publicly.

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