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Failed Georgia gubernatorial candidate, Christian nationalist, MAGA cultist, (who sees globes everywhere) Kandiss Taylor claimed on Xitter that haters are purposely putting screws in front of her car. She keeps running over them and gets flat tires.
Screwgate, y'all.
"Screws to the left of me, screws to the right, here I am stuck in my tires once again...." Sorry, Stealers Wheel.
Blaire Erskine did a brilliant job of lampooning this weird wacko.