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[Above: James Austin Johnson plays Trump in the latest SNL cold open. "Unfortunately, at the end of this trial, it looks like I'm getting a very harsh sentence and being sent to a horrible place I do not want to go to, The White House. I do not want to go back to the White House but it appears people want to send me there. Why? I don't know. I couldn't tell you. For me much better to not win and say it was rigged and then get very rich raising money to stop the steal and you never have to do president again. I like that a lot." -- eds.]
Donald Trump's vice presidential litmus test is pretty simple: Are you committed to rejecting the 2024 results if Trump loses the election?
On Sunday, Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida became the latest Republican to betray the nation, not to mention their oath of office, for a chance at being selected as Trump's running mate. Rubio joins Sen. Tim Scott of South Carolina, Rep. Elise Stefanik of New York, and South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem in publicly prostrating themselves to Trump for the lure of power.