Note From the Campaign Trail--First Stop: Iowa

I've done this gig so many times I have Pavlovian reactions to certain airports, but having never flown here, I didn't know Sioux City's three-letter code is SUX. That's the name of the car that raged-out ex-councilman Ron Miller demands when he takes the Detroit mayor hostage in Robocop. "I want something with reclining leather seats that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage," he shouts, Uzi in hand.