Rep Drunky McDrunkFace Issues Medical Report On Trump, So All Is Well!

Texas Rep. Drunky McDrunkerson, the felon's former White House physician who gushed over his health during Trump's time in office, claiming the ex-president weighed 239 pounds and had "incredible genes," just released a report following the rally shooting. I guess they couldn't get someone who wasn't demoted from the Navy and who wasn't nicknamed the "Candyman" after handing out strong medications all willy-nilly to staffers.

During Trump's Republican National Convention, he told delegates that the bullet "hit me really, really hard," falsely adding that "tens of thousands" of people were at the rally. Trump said the "crowd thought I was dead."

Welp, here is Drunky's take on things:

"I have been with President Trump since that time, and I have evaluated and treated his wound daily," Jackson wrote. "He is doing well. As reported and witnessed by the entire world, he sustained a gunshot wound to the right ear from a high-powered rifle used by the would be assassin."

The Texas Republican said that the bullet passed "less than a quarter of an inch from entering [Trump's] head, and struck the top of his right ear." Jackson alleged that Trump received a CT scan of his head.

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