The Felon Takes Giant Sh*t All Over The Imprisoned Americans Coming Home

In a historic move, Russia, the U.S., and several other countries engaged in a 24-prisoner exchange, with President Joe Biden negotiating the deal. Four Americans, including Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich and former U.S. Marine Paul Whelan, are on their way home.

Trump, Putin's fckboi, has repeatedly claimed that he could end the war in Ukraine immediately and vowed to free Gershkovich if elected in 2024 -- and he isn't taking the news well. Shocking, I know. Instead of leaving a welcome home message to the freed Americans on his shitty social site, the felon took a shit all over the swap. You knew this was coming. I did, too.

"So when are they going to release the details of the prisoner swap with Russia?" Lumpy asked. "How many people do we get versus them? Are we also paying them cash? Are they giving us cash (Please withdraw that question, because I'm sure the answer is NO)?"

"Are we releasing murderers, killers, or thugs?" he continued. "Just curious because we never make good deals, at anything, but especially hostage swaps. Our "negotiators" are always an embarrassment to us!"

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