The Nodfather: Low Stamina Sleepy Donald Caught Snoozing In Court

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I remember Donald Trump saying that Hillary Clinton, who traveled 956,733 miles as Secretary of State, didn't "have the stamina" to be President. I also recall Trump calling the President "Sleepy Joe" and "corrupt." As it happens, Trump is facing 91 felony charges. He fell asleep in court, and "his eyes looked red and bloodshot when he opened them and peered at the judge." Sad!

Maggie Haberman, a senior political correspondent for the New York Times, also known as the Trump Whisperer, told Jake Tapper, His jaw kept falling on his chest, and his mouth kept going slack."

Defendant Trump reportedly glared at Haberman before leaving court.

The internet lit up.

you'd fall asleep too if you'd been up all night snorting line after line of adderall in an anxious panic, and then crashed hard the next day because you weren't allowed to leave the defendant's table to hoover more rails in the courthouse bathroom. boo fucking hoo, Donny

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) April 15, 2024

Well, at least he didn't shit hisself.

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