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Convicted felon Donald Trump held a presser to denounce his Hush Money Trial convictions and make specious claims about everything else, including why he didn't testify.
CONVICTED FELON DONALD J TRUMP: Now I would have testified, I wanted to testify, the theory is you never testify because as soon as you testify, anybody, if it were George Washington, don't testify because he'll get you on something that you said slightly wrong and then they sue you for perjury.
But I didn't care about that. I wanted to.
Wait, what?
Trump and his minions claimed he would testify to defend himself but now even George Washington wouldn't have testified?
CFDJT: But the judge allowed them to go into everything that I was ever involved in, not this case, everything that I was ever involved in, which is a first.
In other words, you could go into every single thing that I ever did.
Was he a bad boy here?
Was he a bad boy there?
And my lawyer said, what do you need to go through?
Trump is a bad boy, but not in the cool way he believes it to mean.
FELON X 34: And all you wanted to do is testify simply on this case, because I would have loved to have testified. To this day, I would have liked to have testified.
But you would have been, you would have said something out of whack, like it was a beautiful sunny day and it was actually raining out.