What Is Biden To Blame For Today? Ice Cream Sales Of Course!

My favorite "Thanks, Biden" blame game from Republicans used to be inflation. That's right, according to the right, Sleepy Joe, who they say has dementia, is responsible for global inflation. That sneaky POTUS!

Well, that was then. And now my favorite 'blame it on Joe Biden' rant goes to Newsmax's Chris Plante, who claims that Biden is "very much in decline in every imaginable way," and because the President's favorite ice cream is chocolate chip, it's his fault that it's not one of the top five ice creams being sold, Media Matters reports.

"(President) Joseph Robinette Biden, much like his favorite flavor of ice cream, is very much in decline - very much in decline in every imaginable way," Plante said. "In a new survey by the International Dairy Foods Association -- we have one of those -- they found that Joe Biden's beloved chocolate chip ice cream didn't even crack America's top five favorite ice creams."

"That's kind of sad, isn't it? Ice cream producers, they even scoop so low as to call it a seasonal ice cream," he added. "It's not even all-year ice cream anymore. The flavor now sits in eighth place after being ranked fifth two years ago. I think Joe Biden is probably guilty of the decline in chocolate chip ice cream popularity."

I'm glad he brought up ice cream ratings, which, as we all know, are super important. Newsmax's ratings are in the shitter.

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