Where In The World Is Melania (Holiday Edition)?

Where in the world is Melania Trump? She was missing from the Mar-a-Lago Christmas party and accompanying family photos and THEN she was not in attendance at the Mar-a-Lago New Years Eve party. In fact, Donald was sullen in the the photos on social media from New Years Eve, surrounded by club members, Vanilla Ice and an Elvis impersonator (not joking).

The Palm Beach Post reports that it was a "star-studded affair with a performance by ‘90s rapper Vanilla Ice and a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle."

Not joking. A 90's rapper and a cartoon impersonator is considered "star studded" in Palm Beach, I guess.

Trump was downcast in photos and chose not to speak before the event, He did talk to the crowd during the party. He talked about the election (ugh) and then lied, saying that people were "scalping tickets to the annual bash for as much as $10,000."

In regards to Melania's absence? Notable liar Donald Trump said that her mother is "very ill". So of course, why would he go spend time with his mother-in-law? And why would Barron or any of the rest of the family go see her if she was that sick? It does not make sense. If the matriarch of the family was that incredibly sick, of course the rest of the family would forego a stupid party to see her.

The story doesn't make sense. And if it doesn't make sense, it probably isn't true.

Meanwhile, at Mar-a-Lago:

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